Days 12 and 13

Well shit.

I had planned on playing off my previous example of forgetfulness with that ridiculous excuse that it was the eleventh day anniversary of Chris Zilly's departure for the land of the rising futa. Well... now you know. That was just an excuse. For, truly, there is no eleventh day anniversary.

This, however, is the very real thirteenth anniversary of Chris Zilly's departure for the land of the ascending sun. While its true that I forgot to post on the tenth day, my forgetfulness to post on the twelfth day, I can say for certain that the thirteenth day of Chris Zilly's departure is pretty awesome in general. "Why?", you might ask. Well, that isn't important.

Ryan and I got drunk as fuck on some vodka that is so damn smooth its like drinking water. Granted this water burns ever so slightly on the way down. Srsly tho. This vodka was so damn smooth that I got quite very drunk. I didn't blast vomit all over Ryan's bathroom though. That was kinda nice as I didn't have to drive back over to his place later to clean the wall where my vomit didn't blast.

I'm watching Planet Earth right now. It is pretty awesome. I do not like the part about how the trees are only green for such a short matter OMG PARAKEETS of time before they start to go orange again. I like green trees.

Monleys seem pretty cool on discovery. Ill bet chimpanzees are awesome. Especially when they ride on a segway.

OMG a tiger just fucking owned the shit out of that monkey that was on the ground for too long. Madagascar is a fucking beautiful place. Dear fucking science.

Anyway, I have no fucking idea what I'm typing right now because I am currently more drunk than I was the other day when I was at Ryan's place.

The other day, in this case, means yesterday.

Bye-bye.

Jason.
PS: Frogs in the car. 0%APR