However! Due to popular demand
We are back. Oh, by "We" I mean "I".
It has been a fun time here in Hawaii, which is why I titled this post "Fun without Chris Zilly". Actually I didn't, but I would if not for the fact that the post name is already kinda long already.
Oh, fuck it. I'll go ahead and add it to the title.
There, done.
Waikiki
Poor positioning? Perhaps.
Hilarious? Fuck yes!
While here on this crazy chain of islands in the middle of the ocean, I have seen some strange things. Like beeches. Oh and water. What the fuck is up with all the water? Oh. Also these things.
The most wary of all bees.
Oh and this thing.
...yeah.
But oh the beauty of this wonderful place.
I have seen such sights which I will likely never forget.
Such as:
and
But there are also many humdrum locations on these islands, like this place.
These areas are all over the place, and are simply quite dull. What a bore.
I have been here for 12 days so far. Or 11. I don't like to count. This means, of course, that I only have 2 days left. Or was that 3? Oh whatever. You already know I hate to count.
There are a lot of brown people here.
So... uhh... seems some tornaders have been having their way with Murfreesboro. Glad I wasn't there. It's times like these that I wish Chris Zilly was still alive. If he was there he would have just stood up to those wind tubes and made them cry themselves away. Hes just that tall. I miss it.
The plane ride here was kinda long. And cramped. And I'm an average sized person. I can imagine that the flight to Japan must have been about the same for Chris Zilly. I mean, sure he probably had first class, but considering how huge he is I think that it was probably about the same scale.
I had probably the most awesome hot dog in the world while here in Hawaii. It's probably more awesome than any other. Not very hot though. Even the hottest. Meh. Delicious.
BioShock is really fucking awesome. Sure, it might be a FPS, but Great Odin's Raven it is awesome.
And not to blow anybody's mind, but Halo 3 is pretty fun. However, my like for that game might be due in no small part to RedVsBlue. Halo Wars also looks pretty much awesome. It is a RTS however and that makes it not so surprising that it might be good.
While in Waikiki I saw a street performer who was collecting money from pretty much everyone who was watching him. I missed the performance, so I had no idea how this wizard was able to coax everyone to give him their hard earned money. I call him a wizard because the only explanation that makes sense is that he cast a magical spell on them. It's science.
I later saw the same performer starting his show. He had a funny voice. It was a comedy show. I didn't get to see the show because a lot of stuff was going on which was delaying the beginning of the show. It seems as though he is funny, however. He uses basket balls for his show.
The Halo 3 XBox360 is readily available here. While I'm not a hard core fan of the series, this XBox model looks fucking amazing and I must have it. I wont have it, however, as I already have an Xbox. Oh well.
There are many loud birds here. Dear fucking lord they are so loud. So many birds. Some of them are funny looking. None of them fear humans.
Oh well. I suppose that is it for now. I will probably be back again soon. Probably sooner than the last time I was back. That was later.
Oh yeah. Also. Click on some of the images to see them. Many of them are too large to fit in to the frame and I am too lazy to fix it right now. Anyway. That's it.
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