Day 114

Goodbye, bones. I will miss you when you are gone.

Alas, the government is coming to take you away.

You see, over 21,000 people die each year of Leukemia. And that's only in the U.S.!

It is the government's job to protect us from dangerous things, and with so many deaths each year from this horrible blood disease, it only makes sense that we can prevent these deaths by taking everybody's bones away.

While I am on the subject, I wish to introduce you all to a plan of mine.

I am prepared, with your help, to petition that the government block out the sun.

You see, in the U.S. alone, over 7000 people die each year from melanoma. These deaths can be easily prevented if we block out the sun! I urge you all to leave comments to this post if you support this plan. We must save these lives! The sun must not be allowed to kill any longer.

If this plan is successful then I plan to later petition to outlaw cars. With so many deaths in automobile accidents it is extremely urgent that we outlaw cars. I sincerely hope that everybody who reads this agrees.

Alcohol is also at issue, however were we to remove automobiles much of the issue would be eliminated! Also, without any NyQuil to help me get my Zs, I will be needing liquor to fill the gap.

Also, considering how big an economy cigarettes are, it is not wise that the government try to remove them from circulation. Though they cause more deaths each year than anything that I have listed above, at 440,000 a year, or 36,666 a month, it would be detrimental to our way of life should they become illegal. Besides, it is not the government's place to tell us that we can not put such a substance in to our bodies.

I think.

Anyway. I hope for positive responses, and much support for my petition to end these needless deaths from cars and sunlight and bones!

GOOD DAY!

Update!
THE GOVERNMENT HAS THE RIGHT IDEA! BEHOLD!

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/health/dpg_FDA_Painkiller_Restrictions_fc_20090630_2623985

HAPPY DAY! THEY ARE SAVING US FROM OURSELVES AS THEY HAVE PLEDGED TO DO!

Another update!



ANOTHER PICTURE OF A KITTY!

Day 110

Day 101

So I was considering making a post yesterday, being the one hundredth day since Chris Zilly left. I ultimately decided that was pointless, as the 100th day is not really all that special.

The one hundred and first day, however, is something else all together.
This day is the beginning of the new set. It's like day 1 all over again, except it has 2 digits in front of it. How awesome is that?

Well, here's to the beginning of the second hundred days that Chris Zilly has been gone.

Days 96-99

Up to seas... series 4 of Dr. Who. Damn you brits.

Chris Zilly's dog continues to require food on a daily basis. He also needs to be brushed. He has gone from being a black dog to a sort of gray one.

Days 90-95

Star Trek: The Next Generation.

All of it.

Days 87-89

This update actually happened across these 3 days.

I finally finished Scrubs seasons 7 and 8. It was good, but now I'm very sad.

I suppose its time to start watching it again from season 1 to stave off the depression. That or Star Trek: The Next Generation. Both good options.

Update: My cat is staring at me in an odd way. One of her eyes is half squinted, but it makes it just look like the other eye is cocked and she has that sorta "What the fuck are you doing?" look. It is very unnerving.

Days 84-86

Update on my life without Chris Zilly!

The looting continues!

In the absence of Chris Zilly, I, your humble correspondent have obtained that which was previously unobtainable: The computer chair of Chris Zilly.



As you can see, this chair which once adorned the fortress lair of the now missing overlord Zilly is now in my possession.

I also took the cloths hamper. Deal with it!