Day 114

Goodbye, bones. I will miss you when you are gone.

Alas, the government is coming to take you away.

You see, over 21,000 people die each year of Leukemia. And that's only in the U.S.!

It is the government's job to protect us from dangerous things, and with so many deaths each year from this horrible blood disease, it only makes sense that we can prevent these deaths by taking everybody's bones away.

While I am on the subject, I wish to introduce you all to a plan of mine.

I am prepared, with your help, to petition that the government block out the sun.

You see, in the U.S. alone, over 7000 people die each year from melanoma. These deaths can be easily prevented if we block out the sun! I urge you all to leave comments to this post if you support this plan. We must save these lives! The sun must not be allowed to kill any longer.

If this plan is successful then I plan to later petition to outlaw cars. With so many deaths in automobile accidents it is extremely urgent that we outlaw cars. I sincerely hope that everybody who reads this agrees.

Alcohol is also at issue, however were we to remove automobiles much of the issue would be eliminated! Also, without any NyQuil to help me get my Zs, I will be needing liquor to fill the gap.

Also, considering how big an economy cigarettes are, it is not wise that the government try to remove them from circulation. Though they cause more deaths each year than anything that I have listed above, at 440,000 a year, or 36,666 a month, it would be detrimental to our way of life should they become illegal. Besides, it is not the government's place to tell us that we can not put such a substance in to our bodies.

I think.

Anyway. I hope for positive responses, and much support for my petition to end these needless deaths from cars and sunlight and bones!

GOOD DAY!

Update!
THE GOVERNMENT HAS THE RIGHT IDEA! BEHOLD!

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/health/dpg_FDA_Painkiller_Restrictions_fc_20090630_2623985

HAPPY DAY! THEY ARE SAVING US FROM OURSELVES AS THEY HAVE PLEDGED TO DO!

Another update!



ANOTHER PICTURE OF A KITTY!